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There once was a hasher named Kitty,
Who was friendly, clever and pretty.
She never was shy,
She amazed an old guy,
Who blushed as she showed him her titty. |
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Why Don't We Get Drunk
Lyric by Stray Dog
To: Why Don't We Get Drunk by Marvin Gardens (Jimmy Buffet)
This one is good for Red Dress Runs.
(Harrier Solo)
I really do appreciate the fact you're hashin' here.
Your voice sounds so wonderful,
But yer face don't look too clear.
So RA bring a pitcher, another round o’ brew.
Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?
Songmaster Spoken:
All Harriers now…
Harrier Chorus:
Why don't we get drunk and screw?
I will put a Trojan on, and fill it up for me and you.
They say you are a cold hearted bitch,
Honey I don't think that's true.
So, why don't we get drunk and screw?
Songmaster Spoken:
Pick it up Harriette, here we go...
(Harriette Solo)
I really don't appreciate the fact you're hashin' here.
Your voice sounds so sick to me,
And yer gut is full of beer.
So RA bring a pitcher, another down down for you.
Bastard, we'll never get drunk and screw!
Songmaster Spoken:
All Harriettes now…
Harriette Chorus:
We'll never get drunk and screw!
With that tiny prick you got, there's not Trojan you can fill.
They say you are an SOB,
Loser I really think that's true.
So, we'll never get drunk and screw!
Songmaster (Spoken):
All together now.
(Harriers sing their chorus and Harriettes their chorus at the same time)
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