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Down Down & Drinking Songs
    Traditional Down Down Song
    Why Are We Waiting?
    Why Was He (She) Born So Beautiful?
    He Ought to Be Publically Pissed Upon
    Okinawa Down Down Song

  Addendum
    Dumb Shit
    Suck-Swallow

  At the Start
    On On

  Birthday Songs
    Happy Birthday Down Down Song
    Happy Birthday Fuck You
    Happy Birthday to You
    You're 50 Years Old (or 30, 40, 60, etc.)

  Calls to the Circle
    Interhasher Anthem
    Sing, You Fucker, Sing! (Salutations)
    Who's Who

  Ceremonial Songs
    A Prayer
    A Small Hymn
    Hail To The Chief

  Down Down Songs
    Consider Yourself
    Does a Hasher?
    Drink, Drink, Drink!
    Ft. Eustis Down Down Song
    Hash Dog
    Hash House Harriers, The
    Hashstones
    He's a Hasher
    He's the Meanest
    Here's to Brother Hasher
    Mr. Blue Balls
    Piss Off, Ya Wank
    Shiggy-Shaggy
    Take a Mug of Lager With You
    There Was a Little Bird
    Traditional Down Down Song II
    Traditional Down Down Song III
    Where, Oh Where
    Yankee Doodle Dandy
    Zulu Warrior

  Farewell
    Farewell Song
    Hash Hymn

  Wedding Songs
    Hash Wedding Song

Holiday Songs

  Christmas
    A Christmas Carol
    Ancient Hash Song
    And So This is Hashmas
    Bad King Hashmas
    Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire
    Deck the Halls (Politically Correct Version)
    Give It a Blow
    Hasher Chorus
    Hashmas Chopsticks
    Here's the Season
    I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus
    I'm Dreaming of a Pink Pussy
    I've A Bone For Christmas
    Jingle Balls
    Jungle Smell
    O Cum, Interhashers
    R.A. Got Run Over By the Beer Truck
    Restroom Door Said Gentlemen, The
    Santa Claus is Coming to Town
    Silent Night
    Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator
    The Hares Stole the Beer
    The Legal Night Before Christmas
    The Little Late Bastard
    The S&M&M&M Man Is Cumming To Town
    Tis the Season to Get Wasted
    Twas The Night Before Christmas
    Twelve Bugs of Christmas, The
    Twelve Days After Christmas, The
    Twelve Days of Christmas, The
    Twelve Days of Interhash, The
    Twelve Days of Interhashing, The
    Twelve Days of Ramadan, The
    Twelve Redneck Days of Christmas, The
    Waklin' 'Round in Womens's Underwear
    We Wish You a Merry Hashmas
    While the Kiwis Shagged
    White Hashmas
    ZiPpY The Red-Nosed Hasher

  Father's Day
    Father
    They're Moving Father's Grave to Build A Sewer
    Tool of My Father

  Halloween
    Monster Hash

  Independence Day (U.S.)
    Another Hasher Anthem
    Yank My Doodle

  Mother's Day
    Mother

  New Years
    Auld Lang Syne

  St. Paddy's Day
    When Irish Guys Start Smiling

  Thanksgiving
    Next Thanksgiving

Songs Your Mother Never Taught You
    1-900 Sex
    A Few of My Favorite Hash Things
    A Few of My Favorite Things
    A Hasher's Love Song
    A Virgin
    A, You've Got Asshole Stains
    Aahlawetta
    Alcoholic's Anthem
    All My Jism
    All Things Dull and Ugly
    Almost Persuaded
    Aloha HHH Anthem
    Alphabet Song
    Amazing Hash
    Are You Lonesome Tonight?
    Arse Holes For Sale
    As I was walking
    Austin Hash Song
    Bagpipe Song, The
    Balham Vicar
    Balibago Mount Arayat High
    Ball of Kirriemuir
    Ball of Yarn
    Ballad of OJ Simpson, The
    Ballad Of The Bobbit Hillbillies, The
    Balls of O'Leary
    Banana Song, The
    Barcelona
    Barnacle Bill
    Bastard King of England
    Be My Guest
    Beastiality's Best
    Beat My Meat
    Bengali One So Long
    Bicycle Built for Two
    Big Bamboo
    Big Fat Ass
    Big Red Rose
    Bike Week
    Bitch a Dog
    Bobby Brown Goes Down
    Born Dead
    Boy Meets Girl
    Boy's Song and Girl's Song, The
    Breathalyzed
    By the Light
    Bye Bye Cherry
    Bye, Bye Blackbird
    Can You Walk a Little Way With It In?
    Can't Hash Today
    Carolina
    Cats on the Rooftops
    Chandler's Shop
    Chapped Hide
    Chicago
    Christopher And Alice
    Christopher Robin
    Clean Song
    Clementine
    Cock Robin
    Cock-Suckers' Ball
    Cold Winter's Evening
    Colostomy's Best
    Columbo
    Come Sit On My Face
    Copenhagen HHH Anthem
    Country Sunday School
    Cow Kicked Nelly, The
    Creak Goes the Muscle
    Cuckoo
    Cucumber Song
    Cum On Me
    Cumming Mother
    Daylight Come
    Dead Dog Rover
    Dead Whore
    Diamond Lily
    Dickey Louse
    Did You Ever See?
    Did You Ever Wonder?
    Dinah
    Dinah-Moe-Humm
    Do Your Balls Hang Low?
    Do, Re, Mi, Drink
    Doggies' Meeting
    Don't Say No
    Don't That Bastard Get any Bigger?
    Down in Wyoming
    Drink
    Drunken Hasher
    Drunken Sailor
    Dunkirk
    Durex is a Girl's Best Friend
    Dying Harlot
    E-Coli Man, The
    Eat-Bite Song
    Emerald Coast HHH
    Engineer Song, The
    Eric the Half a Bee
    Fart, The
    Farting Contest
    Father Abraham
    Fireman's Song
    First Time
    Foggy Dew
    Follow the Hash
    Fondle Me With Care
    Fornication
    Found a Penis
    Fuck a Duck
    Fuck the Giant Penis
    Fucking Hell She's Ugly
    Full Moon Howlers, The
    Furburger King
    Galaxy Song
    Gang Bang
    Gay Caballero
    Gender Bender Song, The
    Get It Up
    Gilligan's Island, The Real Story
    Gimme That Old Time Religion
    Girl From Baltimore
    Girl's Song, The
    Give a Little Whistle
    Give Me A Clone
    Give Me That Good Old Vino
    Glorious, Victorious
    Gomez The Chihuahua
    Gonorrhea
    Good Hash Lollipop, The
    Good Ship Venus
    Great Big Wheel
    Green Grow the Rashes O
    Gunga's Song
    Hallelujah, I'm A Bum
    Handsome Hasher
    Hanky Panky
    Happy Wank Song
    Harlot of Jerusalem, The
    Harriette The Tattooed Hasher
    Harriettes, They Play One
    Harvest of Love
    Has Anybody Seen J.C.?
    Has Anybody Seen R J?
    Hash House Harrier
    Hash Road Song
    Hash Square Dance
    Hash Virgin Serenade
    Hasher Men
    Hasher Women
    He's A Cunt
    He's a Lady
    He's Got the Whole Bitch In His Hands
    Hello Penis
    Herpes Family
    Herpes Song
    Hi Ho! Hi Ho! It's Off to the Burlesque Show
    Hitler Only Had One Ball
    Hog Calling Time In Nebraska
    Holy Shit I Gotta Pee
    Hot Vagina
    How Ashamed I Was
    How To Handle A Date
    Humoresque
    I Didn't Get Pissed.
    I Don't Want to Be a Housewife
    I Don't Want to Join a Convent
    I Don't Want to Join the Army
    I Don't Want to Join the Navy
    I Like Cock
    I Like Cunt
    I Like Masturbation
    I Love My Wife
    I Need A Sheep
    I Put My Hand
    I Put My Lips
    I Wish I Were an Oscar Meyer Weiner
    I'll Never Piss Again
    I'll Take the Left Leg
    I'm Your Mailman
    I've Got a Start on a Twelve-Inch Hard On
    I've Got the Clap Again
    I've Only Half a Brain
    If I Had a Hard On
    If I Were the Marrying Kind
    Inbred
    Inbred Man
    Incest is Best
    Incest Time in Texas
    Incontinence Is The Shits
    Inside Those Red Plush Breeches
    Irian Jaya
    Is it in Yet?
    Isn't It Great To Have A Clitoris?
    It's the Same the Whole World Over
    Ivan Skavinsky Scavar
    Jenny Brown
    Jesus Saves
    John Brown's Penis
    John Peel
    Jonestown
    Just a Gigolo
    Keep It Greasy
    Keep On Hashing (Regardless of 1997)
    Keyhole Song
    King of the Nerds
    Lady Hardonna
    Large Balls
    Leaver's Song
    Leprosy
    Let Me Ball You Sweetheart
    Let's Have a Party
    Life Presents a Dismal Picture
    Little Bird
    Little Bit Off the Top
    Little Brown Mouse
    Little Brown Shitter in the Vale, The
    Little Red Train
    Lobster Song
    Loopy
    Lulu
    Lumberjack Song
    Lydia the Tattooed Lady
    MacDonald's Farm
    Madeline Schmidt
    Mammary Lane
    Man Trap
    Mary Ann Burns
    Mary Ann McCarthy
    Mary Box
    Mary in the Kitchen
    Masochism Tango
    Masturbation
    Mayor of Bayswater's Daughter, The
    Medical Love Song
    Men
    Men of the HH3
    Mobile
    Monk of Great Renown
    Monks of Saint Bernard
    Monte Carlo
    Mooning in the Sun
    Moonshiner, The
    Moose Song, The
    More Beer
    Morgan's Pies
    Mother Hash
    Mount Bonnell
    Mouthful of Singha
    Mrs. Puggy Wuggy
    Municipal Sewerage Man
    Music Man
    My Big Banana
    My Big Banana
    My Dead Hash
    My Girl's a Vegetable
    My God How the Money Rolls In
    My Grandfather's Cock
    My Kind of Girl
    My Little Pink Panties
    My Mother-in-Law
    My One Skin Hangs Down to My Two Skin
    My One Tit Hangs Down to My Two Tit
    My Sombrero
    Nancy Brown
    Necrophilia Song
    Necrophilia's Best
    Nellie Darling
    Nelly 'Awkins
    Nice Girls
    No Balls at All
    None is Bigger Than Mine
    North Atlantic Squadron
    O - Ducks
    Ode to a Hasher
    Old Brown Cow
    Old Chisholm Trail
    Old Irish State
    Old King Cole
    On Top of Old Sophie
    Once a Bloody Hasher
    One on the Table
    One Twat
    One-Eyed Riley
    One-Eyed Trouser Snake
    Or Would You Rather Be A?
    Oral Sex
    Orlandos InterAmericas Hash Song
    Ou Est le Papier?
    Our GM
    Out of Towner, The
    P.M.J. (Pre-Mature 'Jaculation) Blues
    Paper Hash Marks
    Patriotic Song
    Pecker Picker
    Penis Envy
    People in Pink Tutus
    Peri Periwinkle
    Period
    Philosopher's Song
    Pike's Peak Hashers
    Pioneers
    Pissanya, Shitanya
    Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
    Poor Little Angeline
    Poor Old Fartin' Fool
    Portions of a Woman
    Pretty Hasher
    Pretty Redwing
    Promiscuous
    Pubic Hairs
    Pushing
    Put Your Leg Over My Shoulder
    Put Your Legs Round My Shoulders
    Queen Berets
    Queen of All the Fairies
    Rajah of Aatrakhan
    Rawhide
    Red Rag in the Sunset
    Redneck Mother
    Return to Sender
    Return To Sender
    Rhode Island Red
    Ring the Bell Verger
    Ringadangdoo
    Rip My Knickers Away
    Road to Gundagai
    Roedean School
    Roll Me Over in the Clover
    Roll Your Leg Over
    Rub-A-Dee-Dub
    Rubber Dickie
    Rule Britannia
    Rye Whiskey
    S & M Girl, The
    S & M Man, The
    Sally in the Alley
    Salome
    Salvation Army Song
    Sammy Small
    Scotsman's Kilt, The
    Scrotum
    Seven Nervous Days
    Seven Old Ladies
    Sex Is Boring
    Sexual Life of the Camel
    She Ain't Gonna Fuck No More
    She Went for a Ride in a Morgan
    She's My Girl
    Shiner Beer
    Shitty Trail
    Short Cutter, The
    Sing a Song of Syphilis
    Singha Cock
    Singing in the Rain (see Zupata)
    Sir Jasper
    Sixteen Checks
    Sixteen Miles
    Skippy The Squirrel
    Sod 'Em All
    Somebody Puked On Me
    Sound of Hashers
    Southside Parade
    Spam Song
    Spiders In My Hair
    Square Dance
    Subic Hashional Anthem
    Suckanya
    Sunstroke, Syphilis, and Varicose Veins
    Super Hasher
    Supercallousflagellisticexpectcunnilingus
    Sweet Antoinette
    Sweet Violets
    Swilligan's Island
    Swing Low
    Teddy Bears' Picnic
    Ten Sticks of Dynamite
    That Old Toyota Truck
    The Beat Goes On
    The Meetin' o' the Clans
    There is a Hash In New Orleans
    There is a House In Nittany Valley
    There Was an Old Farmer
    These Foolish Things
    They Call The Wind Maria
    Things Go Better with Coke
    This Old Man
    Three Blind Wanks
    Three German Officers
    Three Visiting Hashers
    Tinker, The
    Tired of Life
    Toasts
    Tokyo Hash Song
    Traveler, The
    Twinkie, Twinkie, Little Hasher
    Two Hashers
    Vagina
    Vegetables Are The Best
    Vicar in the Dockside Church
    Virgin Sturgeon
    Vlad
    Walking Down Canal Street
    Walrus and the Carpenter
    Wanky's Beers
    Waves and Waves
    We Go Hashing
    We Got Married
    We're Here Because
    Wedding Song
    Wee Wee Song
    Wet Spot's Wail
    What a Wank
    When I Was a Little Girl
    When Johnny Comes Marching Home
    When Lady Jane Became a Tart
    When the End of the Month Rolls Around
    Whip It Out at the Ball Game
    White House HHH Anthem
    Who Is in the Kitchen with Ah Hin?
    Who Killed Cock Robin?
    Who Needs Sex?
    Why Can't He Get It Up?
    Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?
    Why Don't We Get Drunk
    Wild Hasher, The
    Wild West Show
    Will You Marry Me
    Will You Miss Me Tonight?
    Woodpecker's Song
    Would You Like to Sit on My Face?
    Yellow is the Color
    Yellow Ryder Truck
    Yesterday
    Yogi Bear
    You Ain't Nothin' But a Hasher
    You Are My Hashit
    You Are Sixteen Going on Seventeen
    You Take the Legs Off Betty Grable
    You Won't Find Any Country
    Your Hand Was Made To Stroke My Gland
    Zoological Gardens
    Zupata

The Limericks

  Limmericks

  Limerick Songs
    Rodriguez the Mexican Pervert
    Sing Us Another One Do

The Recitations & Cadences
    A Is For A
    Agana HHH Chant
    Blessing of the Hares
    Cactus In My Y-Fronts
    Eskimo Nell
    Hash Rap
    Hasher Cadences - Honey Babe
    Hasher Cadences - Jerk Off
    Hasher's Lament
    Have You Got a Hard-On?
    Hong Kong Prayer
    In Xanadu
    It Came To Pass
    Jack and Jill
    Lionhunt Song
    Nabob The Paybob
    Olly, Olly, Olly
    One Hen Tongue Twister
    Peter Pecker
    Poetry
    Poor Lil
    Rap It Up!
    Sexiatus Relievium
    Sharp Operator
    Street of the Thousand Assholes
    Tale Of Poor Dave, The
    The Creation Of A Pussy
    The Robin
    Triangle, The
    Up Jumped the Monkey
    When I Was a Young Man
    Yo' Mama
    Yukon Lil

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